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Why the FriendZone is Bullshit

It has come to my attention that lately there have been lots of references to the friendzone. A place that guys are placed by their girl friends. They complain they have a friend they have liked forever, that they have all the qualities she looks for in a guy, but that girl always wants somebody else - hence, they’re in the friendzone. I’m sorry, but that is total bullshit, and I’m a guy by the way. Let me explain why..

You’re an Idiot

Yes, you are an idiot. Why else would you be around a girl you like so much if she doesn’t like you? It’s because you hope she will see you as her savior? She will one day go insane and be: “What the fuck am I doing with my life?! My best friend, who I am zero-attracted to, wants me and he’s perfect. Holy shit, I should call him and fuck his brains out forever! A fuck marathon!” Again, won’t happen. Why? Maybe because there’s something called attraction.

You’re Not Her Type

Think about what you like and what you don’t like in a woman. Now imagine you have a female friend that is always there for you, and does not attract you at all. Now imagine she is angry because she’s in the “friendzone”, because you don’t want to date her. Now imagine you’re thinking “what the fuck?, why would I date you if I don’t like you like that?”. See? It’s the same thing.

People you date are basically friends you fuck and spend the rest of your life with and bla bla. People can say whatever they want, that what’s inside is most important, and to some extent, it’s true. What isn’t true is that you will want to date and fuck a person you are not attracted to. So whatever you do for her won’t matter, because… SHE IS NOT ATTRACTED TO YOU!

I mean, you have guy friends, right? And some guy friends help you out, have a lot in common with you, they say they want a girl that’s there, can hang out, is cool and bla bla. Does that mean you must date that guy friend? Rhetorical! Of course not, it just means you are good friends. Same thing with a female friend.

You Bitch Too Much But It Is Your Fault

Most of “friendzone guys” go: “I do so much for you! I’m there when that jerk fucks you over, I took care of you, helped you with everything, why won’t you date me?!!” Maybe because nobody made you do those things, and you are a fucking douche for rubbing it in her face, she doesn’t owe you anything. Newsflash, if she wanted to date you, she would just date you. Also, if you did those things because you wanted to date her, then you are not her friend, you are just trying to bargain with her without saying it. As so: “I am doing all this for you, so you must date me. If not, you’re a bitch”. Yeah, real fair.

Those Jerks She Dates, Maybe There Is A Reason She Does That

Think about your life and the life those jerks she dates. Sure they may not be there for her all the time. They may cheat, or be dicks, but I bet they’re more fun to be around. Women like to go out, have fun, experiment. Do not be safe and responsible all the time, that’s boring. Those jerks take risks and live their lives making millions of mistakes. Most of the jerks I know have turned into nice guys after being jerks for a long time (not all though, I’ll give you that). A lot of them sort of grew out of it.

You moping in a corner being mad at your friend doesn’t help anybody. You actually look like a dick for being like that. You’re selfish. You want HER, because of what YOU do for her. What a dick that makes YOU.

Just know that if a girl likes you, she will try to be with you, if not, she will not be with you, it’s simple. Do not expect her to fall in love because you’re doing something for her, or being there for her. If you really are a friend, you’re just that. If you’re dating material for her, then it will go to that. Don’t be a dick.